Come see what's in store!

Welcome to Grand Pines Plaza in Arkose Ridge, Colorado. With over 690,420 square ft of shopping, dining, and entertainment at the base of the Rockies, this shopping center serves as your gateway to the mountains. Grand Pines Plaza offers over 200 100 50 20 retailers, specialty stores, restaurants, and more filled with the latest fashion and trends. These are the best deals you can find this side of the Mississippi!

GRAND PINES PLAZA IS CURRENTLY CLOSED FOR RENNOVATIONS.

Come back soon to see the exciting new changes!

Mall Hours

Monday - Friday: 10:00 AM - 9:30 PM
Saturday: 10:00 AM - 6:30 PM
Sunday: 11:00 AM - 7:00 PM

About Grand Pines Plaza

Grand Pines Plaza, known to the locals as the "Grand PP", is the setting for Rocky Atomica's Discord RP group, "Shopping Maul". Shopping Maul is a text-based social deduction RP based on the party game "Werewolf", where players all receive secret roles.

The Grand Pines Plaza is a dying mall in the town of Arkose Ridge, Colorado (an amalgamation of cities and towns in the Denver-metro area). Once a bustling shopping center that welcomed Front Range visitors to a fun-filled day of shopping, the mall sits in a shadow of its former glory. As retail stores and anchors moved out, the mall turned into a state of disrepair, especially after hailstorms repeatedly pelted the building and it caught on fire a few times, and a locust swam one year. The building lay vulnerable to the elements, decay, and teenager tomfoolery, yet a handful of stores stubbornly remain. The previous management, however, has decided enough is enough, and sold off the property as they cannot afford repairs. A new management company quickly swooped in, hoping they could save the mall and make billions of dollars.

The new property management group, known as 3 W.M. Properties, has decided that in order to revitalize the mall, they must bring it to the next phase, begining with new rennovations to replace the outdated and decaying interior. Their next phase? Who knows!

Credits

Rock: Site, graphics, photos
Mace: Lanyard design
Dithermark: Photo edits
CSS Pattern: Background pattern

By the way, this site works on mobile but looks way better on a desktop. Please also have Javascript enabled to interact with the buttons!

Rules

Server Rules

  • Please be respectful of others AND yourself.
  • It is highly preferred that you are 21+ yrs old to join, but 18+ minimum.
  • Bigotry both OOC and IC is not allowed, and will lead to immediate ban. This includes slur usage, as this is a public space.
  • Please keep drama and personal conflicts outside of this server. If issues occur in the server, please @ROCK so he can come watch. (If the server conflict escalates, please go to the voice channel and @ everyone!)
  • Venting is not allowed unless you are the imposter or a volcano.
  • If conflicts are seriously preventing your ability to play the game, we will do our best to tend to the situation.
  • No spamming.
  • No AI art, NFTs, plagiarism, or traced art (claimed as your own) in the media channels.
  • Crude dirty jokes are ok but please don't publicly RP or share about IRL adult situations here. So please do not share sexual NSFW art.
  • Due to the nature of this group, there may be moments that are violent. Violent NSFW text and art must be censored/spoilered.
  • Get sillay.
  • Player comfort is important and should be prioritized.

Roleplay Rules

  • ABSOLUTELY NO METAGAMING. This is a secret role game that you must play IC. You'll ruin all the fun. Also I will make the game more difficult for you specifically if you metagame.
  • No godmodding unless you can make me laugh doing it. (But seriously don't godmod. The other players will be allowed to beat you with a stick.)
  • In regards to metagaming and godmodding, this also applies to mods. If you feel a mod is being unfair, please let us know!
  • Please try not share the name of your given secret role with anyone.
  • Spoiler and tag sensitive topics in RP and HC.
  • Try to not purposely exclude others from RP and HC.
  • For the purpose of this RPG, please do not make RP threads.
  • "Shipping" is allowed but should not be the main focus in this RP. If mods notice you are only spending time with your ship partner we will intervene.
  • Be careful about RP bleed and remember that IC interactions do not reflect IRL beliefs. If an RP is making you feel strongly about something, we strongly advise you to step away.
  • Please roll in the designated dice roll channel.
  • Alliances are IC ONLY and may only form in natural RP progression - please do not plan ahead for alliances. We will Get you for this.

There is no strike system, the mods reserve the right to ban anyone on a case by case basis.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is this a real place?
A: If you are asking this question, it is likely that you have stumbled upon this webpage that I have made for my RP group. To answer your question, no unfortunately not :[ but this RP group is defnitely real!

Q: Who is running this group?
A: Some weird guy that's obsessed with volcanoes and lives under a rock. He gave like 20 people lice back in 2024, which is pretty fucked up of him. He is running this group with Spike and Mace.

Q: What RP group is this?
A: One of Rock's evil twisted social experiments. This group is set up by mods, but is player-led while mods sit back and watch the chaos ensue.

Q: What genre is this RP group?
A: Something between absurdist comedy and drama. It takes place in modern day and has normal humans, but rule of funny prevails.

Q: What does "rule of funny" mean?
A: If you made at least one of the mods laugh, it's allowed.

Q: Can I apply for this group?
A: You can if you received an invite. I don't hand out invites, so please do not ask me. You can obtain those from someone who is already in the server.

Q: What is the duration of this RP group?
A: I typically run short RPs, this one would run for about 4-ish months, from April to probably August. Be prepared to participate in the game! While we don't do activity checks, the mods will be actively working with you to make sure you don't fall behind.

Q: How many players are you planning on accepting?
A: A maximum of 20 players. Everyone else who applied but did not get a spot is allowed to spectate IC in a separate spectators channel.

Q: Should I apply even if I know I won't be very active?
A: Everyone's role is important to the game, no matter if they have a powerful role or not. Inactivity imbalances the game, however RP is not required. I will let you decide if you are able to participate or not.

Q: Can I participate in a future RP group by you?
A: Depends on who is asking this! My RP groups open through word of mouth as I never publicly announce them.

Contact Us

Grand Pines Plaza is a fictional setting for the Discord RP, "Shopping Maul". If you have any questions about the group, please reach out to Rocky Atomica.

Reviews

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Careers

Interested in working with us? Apply here!

Here at Grand Pines Plaza, we honor honesty, integrity, and whatever else that's all the goo goo gaga bullshit. I don't know. (Note for Floyd to remove this and write the rest of the site before publishing.)

We are always seeking new members to join the team and for retailer positions. If you are a dedicated and hardworking individual that embraces innovation, taking on challenges, and won't mind being lowered into a well, then you might be what we are looking for!

How to Apply

  1. Join the Discord group.
  2. Fill out the written app.
  3. Put together your visual app and attach it to your written app.
  4. Submit your app to this submission form.
  5. Wait as we review your app!

The deadline for applications is April 9th, 2026 at 11:59 PM PST. We look forward to seeing your application and the possibility of you joining our team!

Character Creation Guidelines

Wondering if you'd be the right fit? Look no further! Here, you will find basic guidelines to what will make the perfect candidate.

To apply, you (the character) must:
  • Be 18 years old or older.
  • Be a normal human being with no superpowers.
  • Not be a dog.
Things we allow are:
  • Loose dress code - Wear whatever you want to wear!
  • Unnatural colored hair and eyes - Not our business if you were born with blue hair or glowing red eyes.
  • Alternative potrayals of yourself - Got a fancy painter to get your portrait? Feel free to use it. If you are looking for someone, we recommend this Picrew...

If you check off all these guildlines, then you are good to go!

Character Stats

Each player character has a set of stats modifiers: CHARM, COOL, SHARP, TOUGH, and WEIRD. Fret not, for there will be opportunities for career growth at Grand Pines Plaza, so your stats have potential to permanently increase.

Below are explanations for what each stat is commonly used for in this RP:

  • CHARM - Charisma, or ability to convince others
  • COOL - Ability to stay calm and be swift
  • SHARP - Perception or knowledge of surroundings
  • TOUGH - Strength and enduance against other forces
  • WEIRD - Luck-based, often with environmental factors

Documents

Here, you can find the application documents for you to fill out and also pick up your ID badge. You'll need it to get around the mall! Ooh...you might need to retake your photo...

Store and Character Directory


Clayton Doloman
Hot Sloppic (Cashier)
Mun: ROCK

Fang
Store (Position)
Mun: Spike

Brock
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Mun: Mace

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Event Calendar

A general timeline for the RP and events. Event dates are currently not set in stone and have flexibilty to occur throughout the weekend. Addiitonal intermissions may be placed if needed.

April 2026


SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9
Apps due (11:59 PM PST)
10 11
12
Acceptances
13 14 15 16 17
Charm stat event
18
19 20 21 22 23 24
Cool stat event
25
26 27 28 29 30

May 2026


SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
1
Sharp stat event
2
3 4 5 6 7 8
Tough stat event
9
10 11 12 13 14 15
Stat makeup event
16
17
Intermission
18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29
NPC event
30
31
Game begins

June 2026


SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
1
IC Sunnday
2 3 4 5
Votes due
6
7
Actions due
8
IC Monday
9 10 11 12
Votes due
13
14
Actions due
15
IC Tuesday
16 17
Votes due
18 19
Votes due
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21
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IC Wednesday
23 24 25 26
Votes due
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28
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29
IC Thursday
30

July 2026


SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
1 2 3
Votes due
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5
Actions due
6
IC Friday
7 8 9 10
Votes due
11
12
Actions due
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IC Saturday
14 15 16 17
Votes due
18
Game ends, winner announced
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Intermission
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26 27 28 29 30 31

August 2026


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Black Friday Event Finale
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Management Staff (NPCs)


Barry Spar
CEO
Mun: ROCK

Floyd Spar
Assistant
Mun: ROCK

Eden Blythe
HR Specialist
Mun: Spike

Mort Cristobal
Wizard
(Office Manager)
Mun: Mace

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Shopkeeper
Mun: ROCK

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Shopkeeper
Mun: Mace

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Shopkeeper
Mun: Spike

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